Sunday, December 31, 2006
Death of An Arab Hero
Friday, December 29, 2006
Finally able to use the damn phone again
That was the start of a three-months battle to get my phone usable again. FYI, there's a centralised system in the UK, where, when a phone reported stolen or lost, the IMEI number of the phone was entered into the system and then blocked across all networks in the country. This is also widely known as 'Blacklisting'. Then, whats gonna happen is, the next morning you'll wake up next to your unusable phone which appears to not receive any signals. If you restart the phone, it will display "Sim Card Registration Failed". For a Motorola phone, it will appear as "Unregistered Sim" (Yes, has happened to me before) No calls can be made in or out, except emergency calls only, of course.
Thats what happens if you report your phone lost or stolen here in the UK. If you're gonna fraudulently report your phone lost, and claim the insurance to get a new one, send the old phone back to Malaysia where it should be able to be used again (applicable to Malaysians who 'sometimes' like this option). Such system does not exist yet in Malaysia. Kalau phone kena ragut ngan Mat Rempit tu, redha je la. But thats maybe not for long, because there are talks that they gonna try to centralise the system across the world. But I really doubt thats gonna happen anyway.
Okay, to my story then. Since the first day that I discovered that my phone was blocked, I have been calling 02 to try to unblock it. Every time I called they say they have sent forms to the network department that deals with blacklisting, and says that its gonna be resolved in 3 to 5 days. Then 5 days passed and still nothing happens. I called them again. Same thing promised but still Im waiting for nothing to happen. But I kept on calling, never gave up, after all this is my Nokia 8800 which I waited for nearly a year for its price to come down before I could buy it. It must have been over 20 calls or more, week after week, and I felt like calling them family now. haha. Empty promises goes on, until last week, which was 3 months later.
That morning, I restarted my phone and then 'O2-UK' appears! Finally.
NB: Ape daa anti-klimaks nyer citer. hampeh. Tp tensen tgh tunggu gaji masuk nih. Penat baru balik keje. malas nak type dah.
Wednesday, December 27, 2006
How Steady Are Your Hands?
Try playing this to test how steady your hands are. Great for boring nights.
Rip Off Again - 18SX
A mother had 3 daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because mom was a bit worried about how their sex lives would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.
Ripped it off somebody - not my own
Robin wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Robin looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love You!"
Friday, December 22, 2006
Cleaning The Car
Tuesday, December 19, 2006
Holiday
Tapi..
banyak kerja. banyak kerja. banyak kerja.
Tapi..
dok melepak. dok melepak. dok melepak.
Kena..
buat kerja. buat kerja. buat kerja.
Jangan..
main poker. main poker. main poker.
Duit..
tarak. tarak. tarak..
Hope it'll all become fine before i myself know it. Damn.
Thursday, December 14, 2006
Feeding Birds in Venice
Me feeding birds in Venice during Hari Raya 2005.
Notice that I've ran out of bird food and went on to buy a new pack from one of the birdfood seller that was selling right beside me. There's also that boy in the green jacket who tried to 'steal my thunder'. One of my classmates, when I showed this video to her, screamed "Its all over you! How could you play with these pigeons! They are like rats, with wings!!" Its good fun anyway.
Been to Venice twice now. But I'd like to go there again sometime soon. My favourite place in Europe over any other places that i've seen and been. The best.
We'll go there together soon eh, Ayang? hehe.
Wednesday, December 13, 2006
Abah n Mama in Japan
Sunday, December 10, 2006
Friday, December 08, 2006
Me - The Rempit Years
Now sold my bike to a relative, and theres nothing decent enough to ride at home in Malaysia. Only a restored vintage Honda Cup 50cc (honda bulat) and a bbllluueegghhh 4-stroke suzuki. No more my Suzuki RGV 120CC. More into 4 wheels at the moment, or BMW 328Ci to be precise, hehe.
However, these are the pics of my old bike
Looking like a true rempit
Monday, November 27, 2006
Abang Botak
Was it really that bad?
Well before somebody bashed me for mocking those people who wore RED and YELLOW suits, while I myself wore them in my wedding, its a baju kawin mana sama ngan gi birthday party wearing those!
Ok I got another one for you to check out...this is from the back of a Bloodshed album Ilusi Sebuah Mimpi, released in 1987 (well everybody knows I'm a rock kapak fan BUT I didnt actually have this album, just downloaded it from TorrentMalaya);-
Pink suit, pink-black striped pants, really tight jeans, and THOSE HAIRS! Now thats a sight! I mean for them in 1987 these will really make it worthwhile to go up on the top of a KL skyscraper, get dressed up like that, and take photographs of a lifetime. The scenes in the recent 'Rock' movie was proven not to be exagerating the actual scenes of life in that era.
I myself actually got some 'tempias' from that age. The embarasssing fact is, about more than half a decade later, when I was 14 I went to have one of those turquoise pants specially made for me. The colour was exactly one like this:
Look look! Just found the pic of me with the turquoise pant:
I'd love to have a time machine and go back to those days. Just to sit in the middle of KL and watch what people wear.
Tuesday, October 31, 2006
Hello
*just watched Borat/Da Ali G Show, hence the language.
Ali G - "What is your name?"
"My name is Pat Buchanan"
"How do you spell that?"
"It goes B.U.C.H......"
"Oh no..no...no...how do you spell Pat?"
How the hell did this moron got into the same room as Pat Buchanan in the first place?
Thursday, August 17, 2006
Selamat Sudah
tengah nikah..sekali je hehe
Thursday, August 10, 2006
Wednesday, August 02, 2006
Tuesday, July 18, 2006
Happy 6th Anniversary!
Wednesday, July 05, 2006
Wedding Invitation
Sunday, May 21, 2006
Happy (Belated) Batch Bday!
No long entry, I'm studying at the moment for a paper tomorrow afternoon and just taking my break for a while. Started 30 hours before the exam as usual. So, anyway,
The Cultural Performance in the first few weeks of the batch's life
The 1st Batch Anniversary cake. Can't believe its already been 5 years and most of you are going back for good this summer.
P.S: Today, (21st May) is the first day I've met Aiza and all other Architecture student, we met by the piano in the Great Hall to discuss the subjects that we should take for the A-Levels. Maybe we already seen each other earlier, but this was the first time we talked. So, Happy Friendship Day Aiza and all others.
Tuesday, May 16, 2006
More time! more time!
Monday, May 15, 2006
Gotta get me one of these
Saturday, May 13, 2006
Exams
Tuesday, May 02, 2006
Aku mau yang ini
Monday, May 01, 2006
Okay, which one? Any opinion? (updated)
damn its hard to upload pics on the blogger website nowadays. Lemme just publish this first before it dissapear, wasting my time and energy trying to update the site.
At last got them uploaded with much hassle. Damn bugger. Okay, back to the issue, what do you think? Any second opinion? Or, should I say sixth, or seventh opinion? hehe
Update: I think I've made my mind on the watch. Its gonna be the brown-white one. Found on the net that it was recomended by askmen.com:
The Trendy Casual Watch
"If you're looking to make a statement, look no further. Tissot engineered this watch for the fashion-oriented urbanite with a leading and innovative personality. Being a great icebreaker, it's the perfect "going out" watch. Wear it with jeans and your other trendy threads."
And I like the strap as well. Its the kind of a leather strap with a closed buckle at the back type. Really cool.
I wonder how such a small thing could really amuse me. If I were back in Malaysia and not come here, I dont think I would ever lay my hands on these babies. Not anywhere soon anyway. =p
Monday, April 24, 2006
6 Years Back
Just found some really old photos of me and Shu. Those when we were still in school. Im skinny back then dont I? Not that I am fat now but I look much taller being skinny. haha dream on. Back then we didnt know yet where we will be going with us being together. Ketua kelas n penolong ketua kelas. haha cute. Pejam celik pejam celik, 6 years later in 3 months time I be marrying this lady =)
Thursday, April 13, 2006
Usah disebut-sebut, kan dah mai dah dia
I thought I got away with this one as well until this morning. When the letter arrives somewhere in October, I replied saying it was me who's driving the car at the moment (coz Pet wasnt insured to drive the vehicle so I dont wanna make more mess outta this) and I dont have a UK driving licence but instead an International Driving Permit, and hope I wont hear from them again. Thats what I've done with the previous ones anyway. Nearly 6 months later this morning, the reply finally arrives. It reads:
"You are hereby summoned to appear before the Magistrates' Court sitting at Magistrates' Court, North Parade Road, Bath BA1 5AF on the 9th day of May 2006 at 10.00AM....."(and so on)
It even includes some written evidence from the witnesses, namely the Chief of Constable, and the clerical officer in the Camera Processing Unit. They also included a handsome black and white photo of my late means of transportation:
What a good memoir of a recently scrapped and flattened (literally) car. The vehicle was going 50mph on a 40mph speed limit road. For me, personally, I would rather be caught speeding in the Veyron doing 250mph on that road. That would/should make it to the headlines. And followed with my deportation back to Malaysia the next day.
There goes my clean, plain white criminal record here in the UK. Next time I commit another crime, the police would be like "yeah he's not a good boy..he's got a conviction on him once"
First time to the UK court. Gotta take some pictures of the magistrates' wig and outfit this time. Haha.
I'm officially a convict now.
Tuesday, April 11, 2006
Bugatti Veyron 16.4
Sunday, April 09, 2006
What I do at work: updated
Answering the call from atoy, I'm putting this up as well. We're not all serious at work, sometimes we play with the machines. There a a lot of machines to play (bare in mind we're not supposed to), this one is called a WAVE machine for putting stuff in high places (hey its really high sometimes, not just for someone who is vertically challenged like me) and theres the power pallet truck, but no atoy we cant play with the forklift machine - we need a licence for it. Its a lot bigger and more dangerous. Ouh and there's the electric wheelchair as well hahaha
The definition of work and play
B&Q Model
Anyone remembered my hair?
And again
The story:
I came into the bus first, then Mr J (or Abang J, some might call him) came in and sat beside me. We never actually met before, at least not one on one like that. So there was an awkward moment there. Then realizing the tense in the small little space between us, he started a conversation "Erm..ape nama awak?" and I answered short "Junaidi". Full stop. Few moments later, he asked again "Awak ni asal dari mana?" Short again I answered "Sungai Petani, Kedah." Then, not knowing what to ask again both of us pretended to sleep. I dont know, I am anyway.
For the rest of the 45 minute trip to KL, I was talking to myself: "wwwooiiii bila nak sampai nihhh!!!"
haha and then the next thing i know syuen showed me this picture he took of us. You can actually see my eyebrows berkerut-kerut memikirkan nasib diriku yang malang oh tuhan. Damn I wouldnt wanna be put next to him again ever. I mean ever. haha
Gotta put this up
Thursday, April 06, 2006
Story Of A Watch
The story for today, is the story of a watch. Not much, but considering I'm actually updating is dah cukup besar tuah dah.
Okay, this watch, a Victorinox Swiss Army Excursion has gone a long way back in my memory, at least 2 years. I first saw this watch in Luzern, Switzerland and I immediately fell in love at first sight. I shoulda bought it there and then. But, thanks to others in the Switzerland trip, who says "U dont need to buy it now, we're in Switzerland there'll be many more watch shops and you'll maybe getting a better bargain for the same watch, or some better watch." So I let it go.
Unfortunately didn't come across any more watch shops worth looking at because our Switzerland trip are more of a sightseeing one, not a shopping spree type. Frustrated not getting a watch in Switzerland, I bought a watch for Shu, liking it while a few days later when it arrived to Shu in Japan, the watch is the same as the one her bestfriend there is wearing! damn. But she liked it and I liked it so let it be.
Then I have forgotten about this Victorinox for quite some time until I saw it back in Malaysia (in One Utama to be exact) last summer. But it was the end of summer when I'm nearly broke, which if I saw it when I just got back in June I would just buy it in a flick. So thats a bugger off again.
Its getting boring, but just keep reading coz there's a twist. hehe.
Then, last month my Timex was broken. Used to wearing a watch all the time I started looking for a watch, and living here in the UK and earning in pound sterling I could buy a better watch this time. Then saw the Victorinox again at Redfingerprint.com which is based in California. Ordered it straight away, but getting doubts whether to buy just one better watch for my wedding hantaran or just buy two watches (one for hantaran, one for pakai hari-hari) I cancelled the order. Then few things happened, to cut the story short I ordered the same watch again from the same company.
The website states that "Our operation and distribution centers are located in Asia to lower overhead and shipping cost. This permits us to pass on the savings to you." Okay fair enough they want to cut costs.
Then, today the watch came in from Fedex after 3 days. Half awake, I signed the signature release form and got the package. The document on the shipment reads:
Sender:
Alex Teoh
G20, Pertama Complex,
Jln Tunku Abdul Rahman,
50100 Kuala Lumpur
Malaysia.
Huh. Cut cost la sangat. From Luzern, Switzerland to Pertama Complex, Kuala Lumpur. Whatever. At least I got my watch.